Canned chicken is on sale for 88 cents and I've been stocking up for the cats outside. They love the chicken in a stew with sardines doused in warm water. This morning I laid out tuna with the sardines and the cats were pissed. They wanted chicken with their sardines and they didn't eat much of it. It doesn't matter if the cats are in the house or living in the garage. Once any cat understands that you like that cat the cat or cats will play the human flunky angle to the hilt.

I laid out extra chicken tonight as, I suppose, a weak human cat flunky might do. It got eaten up.