I am just sorry that they did not show up early enough on Belmont Day while my wife was away.

At my age strong drink gets me to bed early.

Nobody my age wants to talk to a legal aid lawyer from the drunk tank.

Nobody my age except some crazy people would ever get in a car to "go out".

Everybody my age scopes hips, thighs, breasts and asses however.

I think it's the "dirt filth lust gene" that most males carry. I carried that gene as a teenager.

The best dirty filthy girl is your wife.

Second best is the drunken woman you meet at the bus stop who's ranting about Jesus and the white people who have kept her in slavery since the Civil Rights Act and the trillions in handouts since LBJ.

Wow, it's not 1 a.m. yet and yet there are two guys half my age puking and looking to get a bed on the floor.

There is "stupid" and "amazingly stupid".

I was both as a teenaged Marine but never went to the floor drunk and stupid and helpless.

Maybe we made better drunks years ago.

Without a doubt this country put out better men years ago.

I didnt puke, But the boxers up the flag pole was priceless.