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Author:  1/4 Pole [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:56 am ]
Post subject:  Litter Box Happiness

I just changed the litter in the Mister Mittens' litter box and scrubbed it thoroughly. The job is just a single step up from picking up dead folks who have maggots on them and are missing pieces.

In truth, it was a piece of cake - cats are extremely clean animals. Just keep scooping the clumped "cat cakes" and everybody stays happy.

Author:  1/4 Pole [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Litter Box Happiness

Mister Mittens was so happy to see a scrubbed litter box - she spent extra time in it just to crap out some extra cat turds while meowing to the ceiling with joy.

On a serious note, cats are some fine clean animals. The kittens groom one another as littermates.

Author:  1/4 Pole [ Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Litter Box Happiness

Instead of fulfilling my destiny as a commmon street drunk in the gutter and part-time bus flasher I now find myself clipping cat food coupons, hunting the stores for cat food sales, and scooping "cat cakes" out of litter boxes several times a day. Life doesn't always play out the way you had it planned.

Author:  1/4 Pole [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Litter Box Happiness

In the days of the Great Plague guys in London would make the rounds with wagons and yell out, "Bring out your dead!!"

I make the rounds of the litter boxes with a bag and a scoop while yelling out, "Bring out your cat cakes!!"

Similar jobs, no?

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